Life With Background Music

Happy, Happy, Happy

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:56:23 GMT

Happy birthday danamulder! I hope your day is fantastic sweetie.

Oh Canada

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:04:35 GMT

Happy Canada Day to all my Canadians on my flist!

p.s. My face is peeling. I'm pissed.

Red Is The New Black Right?

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 05:36:03 GMT

My shoulders are still killing me, but the rest of the sunburn is starting, and I stress starting, to go in. Now I'm just a dark shade of red. At least I'm not glowing anymore. Stupid fair skin. Although to be fair, I'm of Irish and English decent with a little Dutch thrown in. I didn't stand a chance.

Because my sunburn makes me sleepy, I'm behind on reading all your entries. I promise to catch up tomorrow flist. No flogging. I plan to have a computer veg day were I do nothing, but read fanfics that I'm behind on (and craving like crack) and lj.

Love you all! (The southerner in me thought y'all first. How sad.)

Owwww!

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:04:39 GMT

To say I have a sunburn is a disservice to all sunburns everywhere. I'm burnt crispy fried. Ow mother fucker! Wish to be dead now. Please kill me now. Pretty please? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

I've Been Everywhere Man. I've Been Everywhere.

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:49:08 GMT

I'm conquering the eastern seaboard one state at a time. Ha ha ha, mine is an evil laugh!

create your own visited states map
or check out these Google Hacks.

Happy, Happy

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:08:07 GMT

Happy birthday nutmeg610!

Long Post That I'm Not Even Bothering To Cut: Part I

Thu, 29 May 2008 02:49:25 GMT

Anyone here have Twitter? If you want to follow me I'm here.

* * *

On Sunday we had to go down to my grandmother's for lunch. Both of my parents had a lot on their mind and as a result neither of them were all that alert. So I'm talking and talking, but no one's really paying me any attention.

Me: Your communication skills are lacking and the zombies would probably get you.
Them: *baffled looks* What?
Me: The zombie apocalypse plan? Duh.
Them: *mixture of laughter and baffled looks*

Then we're sitting outside of the restaurant waiting for everyone else to get there. Mom and I are both writing. Dad's just reading the signs on the walls. Neither of us are paying him any mind.

Dad: We don't use cola anymore. There use to be Pepsi cola...Coca cola...RC cola...Double cola
Me: Hey, Bubba Gump! Knock it off.

This actually got Mom to come out of her haze and laugh.

Then when we finally got food, my Aunt (the great white huntress) and my Niece were discussing their love of animals.

Niece: I want to be a vet when I grow up.
Aunt: I wanted to be a vet when I was little.
Mom: That makes sense. You always did like animals.
Me: Now you kill them.
Aunt: If I can't help them, kill them.

Moral of the story? My family needs help.

* * *

I think Dean Winchester would be a Die Hard fan. I can just picture him saying "Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker!"

Howdy

Mon, 12 May 2008 21:46:31 GMT

Hello all! And how is everybody on this fine day? Good I hope.

...And that's all I got. My life's boring.

Oh, I did get complimented on my manners today. (I know it's tiny, but it made me smile.) I was buying stamps for the save Chloe postcards. I sent off 21 total. Thanks massena1 for telling me about the campaign and the addresses. mssullivan, I used the truly gorgeous photo docs and labels you made. Thanks again for them. It was a huge time saver. :D

Two Things:

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:05:12 GMT

First and most importantly, happy birthday aurey09!

Secondly, I have a new form of crack: Stargate Atlantis. In two days I have mainlined season 1. I am so hooked. Normally I like the main characters, but fall in love with the second tier characters. Not this one, love them all. Thanks to the strike and running out of shows, I found a shiny new obsession. I love this show!!!

Now if only netflix would send me season 2 already.

Happy Birthday(s)

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 02:34:11 GMT

Happy birthday elizalavelle and starbuck42084! I hope both of you are having a fantastic birthday.

This is hilarious!

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 00:45:21 GMT

I woke up about 4:38 this morning because my bed was shaking. Like someone had a hold of it shaking it. I repeat it's 4:38 in the morning, so I have no clue what's going on. I get up to look out the window to see if a tornado coming or something. Nothing there, so I chalk it up to either a really vivid dream or a ghost.

Then I saw on the news about the earthquake in the Midwest that was felt all the way through parts of Tennessee. What time was this earthquake? 4:38!!!

I've now been through a tornado, hurricane, and an earthquake.

Massive Update

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 19:09:02 GMT

The Good

- I got a small voice part on Buffy Between The Lines! I don't have a very distinctive voice, so the fact that I got a voice part at all is beyond cool. I'm so excited!!!

- I am now the proud owner of Eddie Izzard tickets. I can't believe he's coming to TN.

- Grandma's finally out of rehab and back home. (I love her, but she was driving us nuts.)

- Half of my birthday. I had good food, lots of alcohol, and John, Nova, Anna, and Marybell came to my house so I didn't have to drive anywhere. (A very rare occurrence.)

The Bad

- The other half of my birthday. Some of my friends bailed on me with poor, transparent excuses. They had the entire restaurant sing happy birthday to me. I don't like being the center of attention. My face was beet red. And all that alcohol made me sick. :(

- It's been raining non-stop for three days now. It makes me sad. I'd rather have a raging thunderstorm.

Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:27:12 GMT

It's snowing...again. Big fucking, fluffy flakes! I'm so fucking tired of snow and cold. I am beyond ready for warmth and sunshine. I am not a winter girl.

WTF Dream

Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:24:57 GMT

I just had the strangest dream. I had three roommates, Lex (Smallville), Barney (How I Met Your Mother), and Niles (Fraiser). Lex kept harassing me like I owed him something. Barney just hit on me and constantly made lewd comments. And Niles followed me everywhere making sure I was using a coaster.

I don't even know where to begin to decipher that one.

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 19:21:35 GMT

My poor grammy-ma is in the hospital with a broken hip. I stayed with her last night. I love her to pieces and all, but she's stubborn and paranoid. She wouldn't ever tell anyone when she needed pain meds. Plus she actually asked me if the windows opened, afraid someone would get her through them. We were on the eight floor. Who's going to get her, Spiderman?

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:05:21 GMT

Dad's mocking me for getting a little midnight rum and dr. pepper. I say nay-nay. It's only 11.

JERICHO!!!!

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:26:04 GMT

-All hail the return of Heather. She just sparkles any time she's on screen. I love her chowing down on that hamburger.

-Stanly and Mimi. Oh how I love Stanly and Mimi. They are just perfect. As soon as he said not yet to the wife question, I knew that she'd ask first. But that's just Stanly and Mimi. But I love that he made her speachless at the end. Oh so precious.

-But where was Bonnie?

-Or Jake and Eric's mom for that matter. I know they had that throw away line about her being on the ranch, but it just seemed off somehow.

-But my favorite scene is a tie between the Jake and Heather hug (that I actually squeed at) and Mimi storming down the street in cowboy boots to give those people a piece of her mind.

Sun, 10 Feb 2008 22:05:43 GMT

Happy birthday toxic_corn!

My lips are numb.

Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:13:30 GMT

Comedy clubs and long island ice teas are a fantastic combination!!!1!

Not surprised

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 05:51:23 GMT

♥YOUR BOY SIDE

(x) You love hoodies.
(x) You love jeans
(x) Dogs are better than cats.
(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt.
() You've played with/against boys on a team. (when I was younger)
(x) Shopping is torture.
() Sad movies suck.
(x) You own/had an X-Box.
() Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
() At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
() You own/had a DS, PS2 or Sega.
() You used to watch Power Rangers.
() You watch sports on TV.
(x) Gory movies are cool.
() You go to your dad for advice.
() You own like a trillion baseball caps.
() You like going to high school football games.
() You used to/do collect baseball cards.
(x) Baggy pants are cool to wear.
() It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
(x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
() sports are fun
(x) Talk with food in your mouth.
(x) Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 12

♥YOUR GiRL SIDE

(x) You wear lip gloss
() You love to shop.
(x) You wear eyeliner.
() You wear the color pink
(x) Go to your mom for advice.
(x) Cheerleading is a sport.
()You hate wearing the color black.
() You like hanging out at the mall.
() You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
() You like wearing jewelry.
() Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
() Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
() You don't like the movie Star Wars.
(x) used to be/are in gymnastics/dance/cheer
() It takes you around more than one hour to shower, and get dressed/ready
(x) You smile a lot more than you should
() You have/had more than 30 pairs of shoes
() You care about what you look like.
() You like wearing dresses when you can
() You wear body spray/perfume/cologne every day
(x) You love going to the movies.
(x) Used to play with dolls as little kid.
() Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
() Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 8

I just don't get it!

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 23:48:03 GMT

I'm furious. I just don't see how they can say this is God's word.

Let me back up, Heath Ledger died. That's sad. He was so young and talented. But now I read that those insufferable Westboro Baptist's are going to protest at his funeral. I just can't wrap my head around that.

Let me preface this rant with yes, I am a christian. But I don't really subscribe to the one true religion theory. I think there are a lot of good practices and qualities in other religions than my own. (Except Sciencetology. I can't get behind that one either.)

That being said, I cannot believe the audacity of these people. You can't find it in the bible or otherwise prove to me that God would want you to protest someone's funeral.

Funeral's are for the living. It's a way to find peace and to be able to move on after a love one's death. If you really believed someone was that immoral you should have said something to them while they were alive. Newsflash, they can't hear you now. But the heartbroken friends and family can.

In a way, I actually feel sorry for these dreadful people. And by sorry I mean pity, not sympathy. They always seem angry. Although I guess that's what you get when you go around constantly blaming other people for the worlds problems instead of trying to fixing them on your own.

/angry beyond pissed-off rant

Sorry if I offended anyone.

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:56:02 GMT

Happy birthday tdog0105!!!!

Yet another tipsy post.

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 06:31:39 GMT

Our Christmas is Christmas Eve. I had so much fun tonight. I got the Disney version of scene it. My cheeks hurt from laughing so hard. It was hilarious. Plus I have the perfect mix of alcohol running through my blood stream. Enough to have my lips numb, but not enough to have a hangover. I love Christmas.

Merry Christmas to every one on my flist if you celebrate. If you don't I love you anyways and hope you have a fantastic day. Love ya'll!

(I need more alcohol.)

My day so far.

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 04:38:06 GMT

Today was pretty good. I saw Anna at Target. Love her. I also ran into Kirby. She was my ex-best friends ex-sister-in-law. I know that sounds complicated, but we all used to be tight. I babysat her kids more times than I can count. I've missed her. It was so much fun seeing her again. We're both kind of the outcasts of that family.

Then I made a little kids day. I ran into a family I go to church with at Walmart. People were coming up to them saying hi and playing with the baby, but no one was really paying any attention to Jean Marie (She was in the class I taught). When I got close she recognized me and I waved and said hi to just her and kept walking. She got so excited. It was adorable.

I'm on baking overload. No more cooking. Cooking is evil. But on the bright side, all of the sweets are made for our Christmas Eve party.

Tomorrow I have to go to my Dad's side of the family for Christmas. To say I'm not looking forward to this is an understatement. I'm probably going to bail early. Dad won't be happy, but I'll think of some excuse.

O So Perfect!

Fri, 21 Dec 2007 04:30:41 GMT

Stole this from toxic_corn

On the twelfth day of Christmas, loves_bitch1301 sent to me...

Twelve blood ties drumming

Eleven random pairings piping

Ten quotes a-leaping

Nine wonderfalls dancing

Eight angelus a-milking

Seven crossovers a-swimming

Six vampires a-laying

Five aaro-o-o-on douglas

Four veronica mars

Three dresden files

Two ryan reynolds

...and a chloe in a firefly.